Have you been accused on more than one occasion lately of having the “guilty look”? Do you sometimes spend an unfair portion of your day feeling bad ’cause of something you did? Are you tired of the Crate of Shame? Is your tail gettin’ sore from hangin’ so low? Okay…this one’s for my doggie friends only. Dogs. No hoomans, please.
|My “I’m sorry I did whatever” pose|
Are they all gone? Good. I have a warning for you, my furry friends. Someone, and we can only assume it’s a two-legger judging by the cruelty of it all, has a website dedicated solely to shaming dogs. No bones about it, it’s shocking. Now, I’ve been known to be guilty of a thing or two in the past, and lord only knows Mom’s constantly telling Chester and I we should be ashamed of ourselves, but – this is just going too far, IMHFO*.
Your hoomans can now stick a photo of you – the real you – on the internet with a note or caption telling the entire universe what they think you should be ashamed of having done. How you were a “bad dog”. Can you imagine? Think for a quick moment…is there something you just can’t help but the peeps get all up in your fur over it? Yeah, thought so. We’re all living beings, no one’s perfect. (No, not even cats, Rascal! Good grief, cattitude.)
So this is a heads up to you, just a fair warning your snout may soon grace the pages of a website solely intended on publicly shaming dogs. Chester and I are quietly working on our plan of attack here, I strongly suggest you consider doing the same. This could get very ugly if we don’t put the leash jerk to this a.s.a.p.!
|Chester’s “Yes, I ate all the poop I could find again” pose|
Just curious, but how do you handle the “shameful” moments? Chester lowers his head and looks off to the side. It seems to work pretty good on Mom. For me, I usually don’t understand why she thinks I did something I shouldn’t have. But to keep the peace I hang my head (she can’t see me then! BOL) and that gets Mom to lay off.
And if anyone knows the name of who’s responsible for that website, let us dogs all know. Address would be even better. We can all pull together and
retaliate work out an agreeable alternative with them. Shame on them, that’s all I have to say.
* in my humble furry opinion